"Castle Duckula - home for many centuries to a dreadful dynasty of vicious, vampire ducks - The Counts of Duckula!

Legend has it that these foul beings can be destroyed by a stake through the heart, or exposure to sunlight. This does not suffice however, for they may be brought back to life, by the means of a sacred rite, that can be performed once a century, when the moon is in the eigthth..."

"...Blood."

"I'll get it.!"

"The latest reincarnation did not run according to plan..."

"Ooh!"

"In the heart of Transylvania,

In the Vampire Hall-of-Fame, yeah.

There's not a vampire zanier than...DUCKULA!

You won't find..meat...man,

'Cause, he's a vegetarian.

Blah, blah...DUCKULA!

If you're looking for some fun,

Blah, blah

So why not find the one they call...DUCKULA."

"Heh-heh Count Duckula! heh-heh-heh-heh-heh""